herenot (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} herenot) wrote,@ 2006-07-12 00:24:00 |
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microsoft namings.
[update: microsoft is now using a pedophilic/homo-erotic animation as a zune teaser]
ladies and gentlemen, prepare for microsoft's "Ipodkiller fucker". which they intend to call:
for full effect please write said name in hebrew:
Z U N E
ן ו י ז
נו.. אז מי פה רוצה זיון?
for those who are not hebrew readers - microsoft is, basiclly, calling their new digital audio player "Fuck", or at least something the spells "f u c k" - when written - in hebrew.
so if one-care wasn't enough, just think about how this product will fly off the shelves in Israel. I can't wait for the press reviews!
I just know some anonymous person will write that it's 'זון' not 'זיון' - but that person would be wrong.
'zune' is NOT 'zoon', in the same way that 'mule' is NOT 'mool'. the differance that 'e' makes translates to a 'י' in hebrew.
זה יהיה כל כך כיף!
אני מחכה ליום שבוא אלך לבאג, ואשאל את המוכרת כמה עולה זיון.
וצפוי שאפנה לתמיכה טכנית עכב בעיות עם הזיון - זה מוצר של מיקרוסופט.
אני לא יכול לחכות!
רק תזהרו מלהוריד חומר פיראטי לזיון פן אקו"ם יזינו אותכם. המזדיינים.
here is a translation of the hebrew bits in this post:
"do you want a fuck?"
this is going to be so much fun, I can't wait to go to a gadget store and ask the girl at the counter "how much does it cost to get a 'fuck' here?". or calling techsupport complaining about problems when listening to the 'fuck' - which, as this is a first generation MS product you will have for sure.
just be carefull not to load pirated songs into your fuck as the RIAA will fuck you. the fuckers.
[update: microsoft is now using a pedophilic/homo-erotic animation as a zune teaser]
ladies and gentlemen, prepare for microsoft's "Ipod
for full effect please write said name in hebrew:
Z U N E
ן ו י ז
נו.. אז מי פה רוצה זיון?
for those who are not hebrew readers - microsoft is, basiclly, calling their new digital audio player "Fuck", or at least something the spells "f u c k" - when written - in hebrew.
so if one-care wasn't enough, just think about how this product will fly off the shelves in Israel. I can't wait for the press reviews!
I just know some anonymous person will write that it's 'זון' not 'זיון' - but that person would be wrong.
'zune' is NOT 'zoon', in the same way that 'mule' is NOT 'mool'. the differance that 'e' makes translates to a 'י' in hebrew.
זה יהיה כל כך כיף!
אני מחכה ליום שבוא אלך לבאג, ואשאל את המוכרת כמה עולה זיון.
וצפוי שאפנה לתמיכה טכנית עכב בעיות עם הזיון - זה מוצר של מיקרוסופט.
אני לא יכול לחכות!
רק תזהרו מלהוריד חומר פיראטי לזיון פן אקו"ם יזינו אותכם. המזדיינים.
here is a translation of the hebrew bits in this post:
"do you want a fuck?"
this is going to be so much fun, I can't wait to go to a gadget store and ask the girl at the counter "how much does it cost to get a 'fuck' here?". or calling techsupport complaining about problems when listening to the 'fuck' - which, as this is a first generation MS product you will have for sure.
just be carefull not to load pirated songs into your fuck as the RIAA will fuck you. the fuckers.
