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microsoft namings. [Jul. 12th, 2006|12:24 am]
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[update: microsoft is now using a pedophilic/homo-erotic animation as a zune teaser]

ladies and gentlemen, prepare for microsoft's "Ipod killer fucker". which they intend to call:




for full effect please write said name in hebrew:



Z U N E
ן ו י ז

נו.. אז מי פה רוצה זיון?

for those who are not hebrew readers - microsoft is, basiclly, calling their new digital audio player "Fuck", or at least something the spells "f u c k" - when written - in hebrew.

so if one-care wasn't enough, just think about how this product will fly off the shelves in Israel. I can't wait for the press reviews!

I just know some anonymous person will write that it's 'זון' not 'זיון' - but that person would be wrong.
'zune' is NOT 'zoon', in the same way that 'mule' is NOT 'mool'. the differance that 'e' makes translates to a 'י' in hebrew.

זה יהיה כל כך כיף!

אני מחכה ליום שבוא אלך לבאג, ואשאל את המוכרת כמה עולה זיון.

וצפוי שאפנה לתמיכה טכנית עכב בעיות עם הזיון - זה מוצר של מיקרוסופט.


אני לא יכול לחכות!


רק תזהרו מלהוריד חומר פיראטי לזיון פן אקו"ם יזינו אותכם. המזדיינים.


here is a translation of the hebrew bits in this post:

"do you want a fuck?"

this is going to be so much fun, I can't wait to go to a gadget store and ask the girl at the counter "how much does it cost to get a 'fuck' here?". or calling techsupport complaining about problems when listening to the 'fuck' - which, as this is a first generation MS product you will have for sure.

just be carefull not to load pirated songs into your fuck as the RIAA will fuck you. the fuckers.
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From: Xslf [xslf.com]
2006-07-12 11:15 pm (UTC)

It seem like someone at Microsoft

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needs to get layed. Pronto.
From: chacmooll
2007-03-18 07:38 pm (UTC)

Re: It seem like someone at Microsoft

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zune i prefer ipod
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-16 11:00 am (UTC)

it reminds me of the time chevrolette

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went out with a new car - the "chevy nova" and didn't understand why it wasn't selling in south america.
seems that in translation "chevy nova" means "won't move" in some spanish dialect...

one-care(s) :-)
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-22 01:35 am (UTC)

Re: it reminds me of the time chevrolette

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Erm, that "some spanish dialect" would be the spanish language proper. As in "no" = "no" and "va" = "go".

:-)
[User Picture]From: dr_taverner
2006-07-23 03:55 pm (UTC)

No Point

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You could change the points and write it as only Zain and Nun. But that's getting picky. ;)
[User Picture]From: herenot
2006-07-24 12:48 pm (UTC)

Re: No Point

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I'm not sure I follow. that would read as "zen" and.. well.. a player with that name alwredy exists today (creative).
From: Xslf [xslf.com]
2006-07-23 04:18 pm (UTC)

Now in Ynet

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Well, in it's blog anyway:
http://www.ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-3280190,00.html

A funny talkback:
בני ראה את הכתבה
בני לא נתקל במילים כאלה זיון וזונה עכשיו הוא למד אותכם בזכותם ממש תודה רבה לכם רציתי שהיה לי בן מחונך והוא שאל אותי היום מה זה זונה וזיון ממש חוצפה!
From: amandaqixy
2007-06-01 04:27 pm (UTC)

Re: Now in Ynet

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thanks for the link
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-25 06:41 am (UTC)

melingo reference

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"herenot",
this is excellent! thanks!
and more:
זִיּוּן reference from milon.morphix.co.il

(vulgar) sexual intercourse
[spelled the same, but pronounced differently]:
זִיּוּן שֵם ז' arming, supplying weapons ; reinforcement (concrete)
זִיּוּן שֵם ז' (Jewish law) adornment of certain letters in the Torah, mezzuzot and tefillin
זִיו שֵם ז' brightness, radiance, brilliance





From: Xslf [xslf.com]
2006-07-27 09:19 am (UTC)

and now the comic

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right here:
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20060726
From: selenation
2007-05-07 11:18 pm (UTC)

Re: and now the comic

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It's interesting ..
From: (Anonymous)
2006-09-17 01:49 pm (UTC)

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Microsoft seems to be obsessed by this part on anatomy...

http://www.canada.com/topics/finance/story.html?id=0013a614-239a-4210-89f5-7993f86d64fd&k=40444
From: (Anonymous)
2006-09-17 01:53 pm (UTC)

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Same anonyme than before... Just to let you know that it is impossible to select any text on your website with my browser Safari.
(no subject) - (Anonymous) Expand
From: (Anonymous)
2006-11-01 04:54 pm (UTC)

Pinto

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as, if the story's to be believed, "Pinto" is used in parts of South America as a slang term for a small penis (from pinto bean, I assume).
http://www.coupon-zone.com
From: rennabypu
2007-05-17 05:38 am (UTC)

Re: Pinto

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Gigging...
From: (Anonymous)
2006-12-04 12:14 am (UTC)

"'zune' is NOT 'zoon'" ? So...what about 'dune'?

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'zune' is NOT 'zoon', in the same way that 'mule' is NOT 'mool'.

Um...so, what about 'dune'?
From: (Anonymous)
2006-12-08 06:56 pm (UTC)

Re: "'zune' is NOT 'zoon'" ? So...what about 'dune'?

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In Japan, where the y can say R's anv V's McDonalds had the amazing slogan;

"I'm rubbin it."
From: sweetlion
2007-01-16 02:42 pm (UTC)

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It's the best name for such thing.
From: orsikiru
2007-05-17 05:31 am (UTC)

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Haha..
From: (Anonymous)
2007-04-29 02:56 am (UTC)

Hello people

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Peace people

We love you
From: janisenih
2007-05-17 05:24 am (UTC)

Re: Hello people

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As we do.
From: (Anonymous)
2007-05-10 09:09 pm (UTC)

Is the Mac Really Safer Then a PC

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Everyone claims the mac is safer but realisticly isn't it less safe because most people on a mac are not as cautious as pc users. Pc users are running software firewalls to see what connections are coming in and out[url=http://universe-of-mp3.info/download-free-song-video.html],[/url] sandboxing type software and other security type programs.
If someone personally knows you are on a mac seems they could target you better since they know you proably won't be looking for anything out of the ordinary.

What do you guys think

From: aprilofal
2007-05-17 04:52 am (UTC)

Re: Is the Mac Really Safer Then a PC

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Dont really think you are right.
[User Picture]From: pitbrown
2007-10-01 10:21 am (UTC)

WOW!!!

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What da hell!!!
I need this gadget!!! I think it’s funniest gadget in the world. Thanks, dude!
From: agustinvillarr
2008-08-06 05:24 am (UTC)

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What da hell is wrong with microsoft more like mega-squirt just to go with the new product the d. Ck….
From: canerfan
2007-12-29 12:30 pm (UTC)

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Thank you from Los Angeles
From: (Anonymous)
2008-01-03 01:51 am (UTC)

It couldn't be more fitting

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As an ashamed owner of one of these fucks i can honestly tell you all that this name is absolutely perfect...Buy one of these things and you really are getting fucked
From: emilraney
2008-08-11 08:28 am (UTC)

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You can’t tell me that you can honestly tell the difference between the guy with the Master’s on my left and the two guys who never graduated on my right.
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2008-03-10 11:35 am (UTC)

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2008-04-08 04:33 pm (UTC)

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2008-07-07 10:16 pm (UTC)

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From: (Anonymous)
2009-01-11 02:35 am (UTC)

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HAHAHHAHA another reason zune rules. i fuckin hate ipods. ive had so many. and i used to love them and think zune was fuckin retarded..but i stole one from best buy and i love it way more than any ipod. ive had so many of those things. who wants a free one -_-
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